i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
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dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
whose ass print is on the piano?
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
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Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
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