Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
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So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
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Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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