I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
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Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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