Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
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Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
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Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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