There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
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Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
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If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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