Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
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i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
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One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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