i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
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French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
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We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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