I'm lost and stupid without you.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
Randomize