toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
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this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
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Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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