yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
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She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
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The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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