Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
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He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
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They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
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