Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
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remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
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We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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