420 ftw
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
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so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
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I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
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