i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
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There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
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He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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