no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
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someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
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just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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