cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
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I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
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Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
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