New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
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I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
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This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
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