No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
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I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
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I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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