you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
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there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
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Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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