I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
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I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
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On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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