Do you still have your period?
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
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We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
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we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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