You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
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He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
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Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
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