thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
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I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
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Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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