I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
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Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
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WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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