Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
she peed on how many people?
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
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After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
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Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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