I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
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I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
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I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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