Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
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So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
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we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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