Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
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I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
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There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
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Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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