Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
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There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
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i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
All I want is dick and wine.
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