I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
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i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
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I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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