I love black thongs
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
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I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
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There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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