my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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