he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
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she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
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OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
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