Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
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Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
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I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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