her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
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Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
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It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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