It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
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Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
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I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
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