are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
high people should be assigned attendants
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
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All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
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One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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