Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
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its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
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YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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