Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
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Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
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He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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