There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
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well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
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That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Oh god it's open bar.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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