Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
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Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
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Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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