Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
even my farts smell like vagina
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
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You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
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THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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