Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
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Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
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I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
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