You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
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Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
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Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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