This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
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Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
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Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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