So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
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Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
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It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
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