For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
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Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
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We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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