I don't think brook has ever known best
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
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i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
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FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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