let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
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Im just a social blackout drinker.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
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You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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