I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
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I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
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duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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