omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
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Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
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I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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